Frequent and Vigorous Publications seeks a literary agent who meets the following criteria:
-Must make Rick uneasy about his chance of ever possessing Lenore, despite Lenore's clear -perhaps even inexplicable - affection for Rick.
-Must never have experienced impotence.
-Must possess an unhealthy fixation on the "Back to the Future" movie series.
-Must be unhappily married to a woman of incomparable beauty and depth.
Please direct all flirtatious inquiries to switchboard operator and blogger Lenore Beadsman.
