Frequent and Vigorous Publications seeks a female candidate who matches the following criteria:
- Ultimately unattainable, though she may date Rick for years with the promise of fulfilling him.
- An irrational fear of bare feet.
- An intricately damaged family dynamic in which no member of the family trusts another.
- A patient of renowned psychiatrist Dr. Jay Kepler.
- Owner of an unusually garrulous parrot whose chattiness may be owed to the genetic operations of a certain baby food.
-Phone skills.
On account of the malfunctioning switchboard, a phone call to F + V will not suffice. Please direct all serious inquiries to RVigorous@gmail.com
We look forward to hearing from you, Lenore.
