Dr. Jay assures me that it's the right environment, since it will allow me to evade the ever increasing scrutiny of my father, Stonecipher, whose company, Stonecipher Baby Foods Inc., has recently begun to aggressively pursue a new, secret formula that I'm afraid he has been testing on my poor bird. Also, everyone here wears shoes at all times.
Rick is... interesting. He has given me the task of maintaining the Publication's blog (obviously), because "everyone is blogging these days" and "we don't want to be left behind". He assures me that he doesn't even know how to "work the confounded internet", but then I wonder who has made the previous posts here (particularly the first one which appears to be Rick writing in first person), including the job listing. From what I can tell, Rick is the only person who works here. Who is Frequent? Mysteries abound.
Today, I've already answered several phone calls for "The Christopher Lloyd Fan Club" and "Giant Fish Bowls Unlimited". The only person who was actually trying to call Frequent and Vigorous Publications screamed that his manuscript about "a college student who goes to college" was destined for greatness, despite Rick having rejected it.
When I get off work, I'm going to go visit my grandmother Lenore (sr.) at the nursing home. Hopefully, she'll have some new word games for me.
-L
